May192013
“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.” Sylvia Plath  (via oh-girl-among-the-roses)

(Source: raccoonwounds, via ay-mariposa)

May182013
3PM

i’ve gained 15 lbs since i started working at a fucking office

:( excuse me while i cry

2PM
beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via thighabetic)

2PM

Our anniversary consisted of watching tv eating pizza and wings and a $200 cash anniversary gift. Cha Ching!

May132013
Anyone looking for an acoustic guitar? Mitchell w/ a cutaway.

Anyone looking for an acoustic guitar? Mitchell w/ a cutaway.

May122013
“Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.” Male proverb.  (via 7eleven)

(Source: clype, via sagittarius-sun)

4PM

hauteproportions:

This is just the best, greatest, most wonderfullest thing

(via sagittarius-sun)

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